If You are Unhappy

 

Once upon a time there was a nonconforming Sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, the weather soon turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to the earth in a barnyard almost frozen. A cow passed by and pooped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought is was the end, but, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The Moral of the Story:

1. Everyone who poops on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the poop is not necessarily your friend.

3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of poop, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

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